When the vaccine became a litmus test for ideologies you know that folks who would gain from fewer constituents would go full bore in denialism… got my shots and standing on the balcony watching the pure bloods choke on their sputum and succumbing to Darwin’s kiss
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(Looks around)
Damn, she’s STILL HERE
Imagine being in the security room watching these two go all hands on each other’s naughty bits. Now imagine hearing the opening music for the Movie in the background…… yeesh
Fellow freaks found each other and now she decides that her shiat doesn’t stink. Hope she stocks up on ‘c’ batteries cuz that the closest she’s gonna get to getting her ditch itched
Got one better… take this choad and Money Monster Jim Cramer, shove them in a industrial washing machine with a few dozen bowling balls and put it on ‘gentle cycle’. A few hours kissing Bakelite might give these two what they surely lack, empathy for the suffering of others
He need to have “I am a rich asshole” embossed on diamond plate and riveted to his freaking forehead
Hope he catches a flying mallet to his brainpan
I guess someone got uncomfortably close to him and told him in no uncertain words what would/could happen to him and no amount of €€€ would protect him if he didn’t cut it out
I loved ‘a boy named Sue’ but it was ‘the Man comes around’ that sold me. Heard it first during the OP of “Day of the Dead” remake, and there is no other song that comes close to fitting with this opening
True. Went to a farmers market and bought a bunch cuz they were cheap. Stupid ass me decided to eat then and there. Thirty minutes later I was blowing red lights to try to reach a safe place to drop der UberDeuce. I swore that the toilet was screaming at me for a week after that
The only virus out here is the worms squirming around Elmo’s fat head. Treat your daughter like shiat, she’ll hate you for it. Don’t blame the world. Blame the image in the mirror
Take the corn OFF the cob next time dumbass
So this smoothbrain has his ‘I am Spartacus’ moment, his 2.5 minutes of fame. As the endorphins wear off and he comes to terms to the fact that he ain’t seeing outside past the ‘yard’ for the next decade. Assuming the genpop doesn’t try to do him for shit and giggles
Someone get Fix It Felix on the horn, stat!!!
They embrace the darkness believing that they will escape their fate, little knowing that they will merely be disposed of LAST
Nothing in the dark that wasn’t in the light my friend. It’s that the masks fell away and the limiters have be removed
We got a inkling of this when a former President stated that dictatorship was cool as long as they were DICTATING IT
Quick someone call Rick Romeo!!!
I’m reading this in Vin Diesel’s voice
This azzclown is becoming more of a NPC from Wolfenstein every freaking day. He won’t spill blood himself but trust and believe he’ll be furthest in the rear slopping it all up.