Trump is the epitome of “presidential runs.” As in diarrhea.

Any lawyers wanting to take that case really just wanna suck Trump’s tiny, deformed, cheeto of a penis.

On one hand, Lemmy is developed by an authoritarian dipshit who likes fellating Eastern dictators.

On the other, PieFed blocks trans related words as community names by default.

I’m not exactly happy with either of these facts.

I wonder if such a sauce exists that could function as both salad dressing and fry sauce.

Ranch.

Dreamcast was the best Sega console.

When I was in high school, in a small town, we got our first fast food restaurant in the form of a Burger King. Almost everyone worked there at some point. But I remember a friend of mine one day he was working when I went thru the drive thru just for a drink but when I paid, he hands me my drink (but the largest size) and then 3 bags: One full of fries, one full of whoppers, and one full of chicken nuggets. Turns out he was quitting and was doing that for everyone 🤣

The intergalactic highway built through the solar system would royally piss off the FuckCars community.

True anarchy would not be possible until every human being on the planet is on the same page and doesn’t hate another for stupid reasons like what pronouns they want to be referred to by or what color their skin is, and also with zero absence of greed.

On the small scale, a co-op is basically anarchist. Nobody is really in charge, everyone pitches in. It works incredibly well small scale. The bigger the group, the more likely corruption will fuck everything up.

Bánh mì

I mean… If that’s what you want 🤷‍♂️

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Did you forget how to read and comprehend English today?

Garlic Bread.

The main game is also good, just not as cool aesthetically. I personally think it had the best dialogue and story of the series (on a non-humorous level, I mean. BD is “better” in the sense it’s purposely awful but gets the vibe it is going for spot on)

Beating Dark Souls 2 without dying or using a bonfire rewards you with a ring that makes your right hand weapon completely invisible.

It isn’t worth it at fucking all, since there is a spell that does the same thing and is way easier to obtain (even in 2025 despite being a multiplayer rank reward). The spell and ring also have ZERO effect on PvE and it rarely matters in PvP when the animations of your body instantly reflect the size of your weapon to a good enough player. Like, I don’t need to see your Ultragreatsword to know that’s what you are swinging when your arm starts hefting the weight.

Yeah, it’s not really satellites that are the problem. There’s so much debris in orbit from our space programs, it’s starting to form an entire layer around the planet. The risk of collision from this debris is constantly growing.

Radiation isn’t water and the cable wouldn’t be absorbitant. 🤨

hits the kid with the banana

“Calm the fuck down!”

China just hit a record with a high speed train that can hit over 700mph in under 2 seconds. They go extremely fast. They break the sound barrier. The front is shaped the way it is so when it enters tunnels, it doesn’t blow shit up from the pressure it creates due to its speed.

Me when someone hits me up for a booty call.

My local Spencer’s doesn’t even separate the dildos and adult joke gifts from the rest of the store. And it’s in a mall. 🤷‍♂️

Entomb the cat inside the cat statue.