Eating Flintstone’s vitamins like candy.

Oh, is the developer Peter Molyneux’s protoge?

Here’s an idea: Just make Conway’s Game of Life but with absurdly good graphics. 😌

I am Spartacus!

I found out about hypoglycemia because I had an episode of it once. I thought I was just pooped from playing paintball all day; but it was because I didn’t eat anything at all that day.

If I ever get hungry to the point of nausea now, I don’t ignore it.

Buy a Cybertruck; convert it to an ICE vehicle.

I must imagine it is quite stressful to be the single most hated person on the planet. Then again, I think that would be easy to remedy by simply not being a fascist fuckwit.

Inspirational credit to The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world for the Mario RPG meme

With my luck, I would actually find a painting I could jump into but instead of Cool, Cool Mountain, I get The Painted World of Ariamas. 😩

Electricity is just wind and fire combined.

Or something… Like this isn’t entirely a joke. That’s how the classic elements worked. Other forces of nature were simply combinations of those four.

Modern science is essentially the same, we just recognize way more elements that make up everything else.

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“You know what to do. On your knees before Elon.”

Being a massive shithead also explains a lot of it. Including the drug use.

Me either. Though I probably should because it’s probably cheaper than replacing the shower head every couple of years. 🤔

Remove Savage and all the other characters, and just have Falk tell the audience the story without any kind of “imaginary” scenes. It’s just Peter Falk talking into a camera. Preferably wearing Columbo’s signature trench coat.

I don’t really get the hype for Citizen Kane.

Though, I kinda think it might be because growing up, this movie was spoiled in almost every cartoon I ever saw (“Rosebud” was the punchline of so many jokes) and maybe not knowing the ending would have made it better. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Every Marvel hero I like has died and come back multiple times. Why should Black Widow be any different? It doesn’t make them less of a hero. It doesn’t diminish their sacrifice. It just allows the character to continue being loved in new stories.

Never had a subscription because every time they’ve had a free trial, and I tried to use it, the fucker didn’t work. You know what worked, though? Piracy.

If I was one of those astronauts and a SpaceX rocket docked with the ISS to take me home, I’d say “No thanks. I choose life.”

I have always questioned authority, so I would probably sneak out but not go very far.

If you find a gun, Chekov’s Law says you need to use it.

The biggest issue with merging communities is how are rules and moderation handled? There’s no consensus on what the solution to that is.