Is he going trick or treating as Chris Angel?

No.

Have him sitting on a toilet.

Number 2 taking a poo.

Marrying Jeffery Combs is like marrying 300 men at the same time, though. Every day he can just act like a different alien.

Just describe ghosts as some kind of sci-fi tech gone awry!

“We tried to beam back to our ship, but some freaky-deaky space storm did some shenanigans and now our molecules are floating around in a cloud. Help!”

Oh shit. I didn’t even know about X3FL.

Gonna have to reinstall X3 now.

I got X4 because hella X3 fans said it was better than X3; but those people are fucking crazy. X4 sucks major by comparison.

Me: “Hey, Google. Use my computer to play Deadlock for me.”

I mean I can tell the jellyfish apart from the plastic bag in this example, so maybe those turtles just need glasses.

This reminds me that I should have a custom version of the game board I mocked up to 3D print on one my SD cards… I never printed it.

8-bit digitized voice: “BUBBLE BIBBLE!”

Elon: “I’m building an even bigger penis-shaped rocket and naming it the ‘Hardship.’ Get it? Cuz it’s hard? Like a penis? And a ship. Anyone?”

“‘A good friend will bail you outta jail.’ No sir. A good friend would be sitting on the bench in the cell right next to ya.”

I have enjoyed more GTA2 multiplayer than I ever enjoyed GTA4’s or 5’s.

While 4 and 5 attempt to be more than straight up death matches, GTA2 was just death match. Nobody whining about having their super expensive bullshit getting exploded. Nobody cheating. Literally none of the things that make GTA:O fucking stupid.

“Fuck this. I can remove my eyeballs for free!”

Ok, this one is really stupid. Dislikes? Ok. Views? Fuck all the way off, Google.

I’ve never been paid enough to really do anything but feed myself, so I’ve never had to choose between working a shitty job and being homeless. Yet.

If I ever got a job that paid me enough to afford rent, I’d definitely be less willing to bail unless it was really shitty.

human robot from the past claiming to be from the future as a historian taking notes on the Enterprise:

I wonder if doppelganger porn is a thing… 🤔

I wanna see porn of two guys who look exactly the same, and aren’t relatives, fucking each other. Outside of drawings, too. It has to be real people.

The only time I have ever paid for any kind of MTX was for Tribes: Ascend. I bought the cheapest amount of paid for currency (which was $5) just for the permanent VIP status it conferred, which doubled your XP gain to unlock weapons and shit (back before they completely restructured the game and that wasn’t necessary anymore).

I think I ended up using the currency it gave me to buy one of the original Tribes 2 voice sets because it had the most annoying, ear-splitting version of the “Shazbot!” line and I would spam the shit outta it.

Never again. Even if I like the game, like I did with Ascend. I especially won’t do it with anything Hi-Rez makes.

Prohibitively expensive.

First the cleanup is gonna take forever and cost billions.

Then building a rocket is gonna be even more billions and time.

And then actually shooting something into the sun is harder than just blasting it out of the solar system.

You could save a bit by shooting it into another star, and not our own. But you still gotta clean it up and make a rocket. I don’t think we have even launched a rocket that big or heavy ever. It may require multiple rockets. Planet Express barely was able to make it happen, and they are in the future, only needed to clean NYC, and is also from a cartoon.