kreekybonez

I was saying “boo-urns”

invincible

Klaus will still nail someone’s wife… but it’ll probably be when he forgets to put his forks up to secure a pallet of actual nails

distilled white vinegar, in moderation, can have the same effect, with less severe downsides. my clothes actually dry better with it, since it neutralizes and removes the alkaline detergents that never fully rinse out in a normal water wash. it requires some finesse to know what fabrics to use it on, but I’ve had great results with it

no

it’s very easy to enter wrong numbers on a calculator, but you need some basic reasoning and familiarity to know when an answer is off, and you need to start over

or a watch!

we have always been at war with Eurasia!

Somebody gained a job programming and servicing that mow-bot; maybe even a whole team. Maybe the original driver wrote the path and manages it now.

I get the sentiment, and agree that there’s value in keeping labor jobs reserved for people who need them, but using automation isn’t inherently evil.

When my company moved our production operations to automatic lines and robots, they promoted everyone to machine operators, taught new skills, and paid out more. It may not be the way every company handles the change, but it can be done, and it’s a better path forward than forcing people to accept a life of hard labor.

Although it is not a snake, it has been called various common names in the media such as “penis snake”, “man-aconda”, and “floppy snake”, owing to its visual similarity to the human penis.[9][10]

first off, thank you, Wikipedia, for including “man-aconda” in its cited terms. really going the extra mile.

but also, it’s wild that thing isn’t even a snake. just another limbless amphibian with unknown breathing mechanisms, hiding in the rainforest. way cooler than I thought.

swap out the cheese for some coleslaw, and I’m in

got the 'itis

there’s a word for that… terrorism.

also follows with their sense of extreme conservatism, religious fundamentalism, and anti-globalism/hyper nationalism

working on the night soup

you’re a master of minestrone, and bread bowls, for everyone!

that’s a low blow, Loblaws

counter counterpoint: color-coded bubbles for contacts and group chats

the ballot-rog

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just watch how many will refute being “racist” or a “murderer”

not both; because that would be messed up