Ordered cucumber limeade once thinking it would be a refreshing cucumber-tinged beverage and it turned out to be more like a lime-tinged glass of thick cucumber glop. It actually tasted pretty good but the milkshake-but-a-cucumber vibe was just too much.

As a heavily mustachioed and embearded individual I am 100% down with a knife and fork sandwich, I’d eat this for sure.

Are we not doing “phrasing” anymore?

Aw don’t hate on lil Chuck like that :(

Right there with you, I love this song!

Maybe WordPress + ActivityPub plugin?

My UPS guy deserves every penny of it.

200% this, I did not enjoy mastodon at all until I realized you could follow hashtags. Once you do that you find your people and everything clicks.

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This post has been sponsored by tigers who want you to forget that you are made of tiger food.

When I first heard her on ‘The Lion and the Cobra’ in '87 her voice hit me like a truck, and it left a mark that never went away. She was 100% an artist, never a mere entertainer. Such a loss 💔

I faw two of thefe today hanging out by a dumpfter.

I don’t even have kids and yet this is me.

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