Because the dog is from Beverly Hills?

*JD Vance IN the couch next to him

“Europese most important rocket test” is clickbait-y in my opinion. It was the first hop up test. Nowhere near “the most important”.

Man this shit infuriates me to no end. Why?!

Yeah, my thoughts exactly. When I saw it I was interested, until I saw the price. It probably is worth it but I can’t justify it for myself

They fly with the sleeping fish.

Having your country’s flag on your property

Oh wild guess… USA?

Kids weren’t as fat as nowadays back then

Sounds like dubstep!

The POS is too busy running the company

Oh man… Makes me want to get the Dreamcast out of my display cabinet and give her a spin. Have fun!

Wow, they are lucky to be this cute. They sound like more than a hand full!

Their cuteness makes up for the (alledged) stupidity in my opinion. The hair struggle is real.

Are you bullshitting or am I missing something here?

CALL 911!

I think you’re mixing up aphrodisiac with anti conception

But they also said “the fossil”, not “a fossil”, so maybe they were talking about a specific fossil.

This had me in stitches. Thanks :D

You guys sure know how to have fun!

Yet…

I wanted to comment that I’ve recently read that he stopped smoking, Upon further investigation this turned out to be an ad for smokeless fire pits.