All things serve the beam!

It’s a shame it’s naught spelt yaught.

I can think of 731 reasons why.

Edit: or I hope they don’t mengele the translations.

Fair enough, I’ll have to give it a try next time I make mac and cheese.

So, I have to ask, why peas? It’s not something I would think to add to mac and cheese.

Ooooooooh!

Who lives in a ᵀᶦⁿʸ pineapple under the sea?

Now that’s a food pyramid I can support.

Okay, but, what if I choose another entire pizza as my pizza topping? What then science?!

Behold! My loins are awaiting thyself!

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

I tried the bidet but it’s too powerful for my nose, just felt like I was waterboarding myself. 0/10, not recommend.

That’s just the name of House’s arch rival.

Y’all better not be driving any green (gayer) or yellow (gayest) vehicles either!

Yes.

I never realized until now how easy it is to accidentally chop someone in half with a machete.

I’m no BiteForceologist but I was assume they compare muscle size, muscle attachment points, and mechanical advantage of extant creatures and then apply that data to fossils. So not 100% accurate, but not just guessing randomly.

Looks like this kid grew up and is making sciencememes now.

I’m doing my part!

Laughs in Canadian

You have no power here Santa, Thanksgiving has come and gone!

“Oh laws, he coming.” - some birb, probably.