A former president just barely got over 50% in the first-in-the-nation Iowa Caucuses and we’re describing his victory as “dominant” and a sign of strength instead of a historically weak showing from someone who’s already had the job. The media continues to not know how to talk about him.

Nice bomber jacket and full head of natural hair, ya fuckin idiot.

Because we live in a post-humanities hellscape.

Let the animals wipe each other out.

It’s just an easy joke people make on the internet.

It ain’t me
It ain’t me
I ain’t no fortunate son

You are not Fekh’lar!

Stochastic terrorism.

"The liberals made my life miserable for 43 years, and I’m going to make their lives miserable for 43 years.” — Clarence Thomas

It is an absurd statement to argue that the average cyclist on the average bike can sprint to over 30mph “without much trouble.” Maybe with a tailwind going downhill, and even that is, ahem, dangerous.

PhRMA, AKA the industry lobby that runs those ads in the NYT showing smiling patients and talking about how wonderful the world’s pharmaceutical companies are, while fighting tooth-and-nail against Medicare price negotiations that would benefit seniors and the most vulnerable populations. This is one of those associations where if they’re for something, you should be against it, and vice versa.

Imagine naming a feature “Full Self-Driving,” and yet you can’t take your attention away from the road and must be ready to take over at a moment’s notice.

Yeah, all the cheerleading for Manchin to get out is unbelievably shortsighted. As soon as people get their wish, we lose control of the Senate and Mitch “30 second pause” McConnell runs it again. That’s what people want?

Room where? In West Virginia?

Whether he retires, switches to the Republican Party, dies, or serves until 2050 as a Democrat, Joe Manchin is the last Democratic senator from West Virginia for the rest of our lifetimes.

“Also if it helps he’s been dead for over a year.”

“Lede” I’ve heard because of the common expression “burying the lede.” You’re telling me “graf” is standard language for published articles?

We don’t need to call it X or even the platform formerly known as Twitter. It’s just Twitter.

Ohhh, I get it. I get jokes.

Abortions for some. Miniature American flags for others.

The DKC version of Californication is brilliant.