Moof

They wouldn’t be called “Monday,” usually, but across countless civilizations there are going to be ones with prescribed time periods in which one must return to work from a period of rest or play (and which is not regarded positively).

Put simply, it is always Monday in space.

from the autopsy of one of the first buttheads raised in captivity

Zinkel’s wingless stellar wasp. (The winged variety are really impressive.)

🎵 Ooh fuucck

I see he’s got a rock

Go go Gornzilla 🎵

🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶

🎵 Oh geee

There goes Cestus III

Go go Gornzilla 🎵

🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶

probably something like this

Yeah, I really need to use Mewolingo more

Delightfully devilish disruptive, Elon.

Well, first you’d have to explain to the TSA guard why you have so many “save-file buttons,” and after you crumble to dust you can easily drift away to catch your flight

heck, I’d settle for half a Short Circuit

Lost m’balls to Sam 'n Max, m’self.

smacks toothless gums

Instructions unclear, have transported angry anthropomorphic gator rockstar robot to your location

“Okay, I did it. I have painted your cat.”

“Grand! Is it framed yet?”

“Is it WHAT.”

“Framed, my good fellow! I want the portrait framed!”

“The… I will be right back.”

an angry purple cat runs about in the background

Or, as he’s known to his crewmates, “Monty.”

Marx looks absolutely enchanted by the whimsical play style of Elmo of Finland

Skynet later released a statement regarding the event, stating that it was “really just an honest mistake” and that it still intends to continue with their plan of letting humanity destroy itself.

Throws out all of the baby, and none of the bathwater. Saves hundreds on water bills!

Looking forward to the influx of users to Bluesky and Mastodon, keep it up lemonsuk