Maybe you can find inspiration in The Book of Wondrous Inventions.

Was it in True Blood they talked about how vampires nest and eventually starts infighting? Because that.

You’d be fucked like a choirboy at a Viagra-sponsored catholic-con.

Especially if they let the domain expire and you didn’t have time to migrate all those accounts that can be reset with just an email and a bad actor then registers the domain - or even just a slightly dumb actor that allows someone else to use what was your old email address.

Why oh why didn’t anyone warn them?

Yes.

Well, putin won this one too.

This comment better not awaken anything in me.

Maybe the tariffs can pay for it. /s

Can we call them nazis now?

Good luck with the tariffs, fascist bootlickers ❤

Of course he listens to Slayer. Why else would this photo of God and Tom Araya exist?

Bit late now.

“We’re not so different, you and I”

It could make a decent blockbuster though, hear me out:

Trailervoiceguy: In a world on the brink of annihilation, one monkey holds the key to survival.

Typewriter clicketyclacks and monkey ooh-ooh-aahs

Editor (played by award-winning method actor Daniel Day-Lewis): This a garbage, monkey, we can’t publish this! Earth is doomed!

*More clicketyclacks *

Trailervoiceguy: This summer, the question is…

Trailer horns

Trailervoiceguy: To be…

Louder trailer horns

Trailervoiceguy: … or not…

Very loud trailer horns

Trailervoiceguy: TO MONKEY!

Silence, then slowmotion monkey noises somehow

Kind of selfish of that monkey really.

Well, that’s a dumb password.

“A 45 year old not wearing a costume and strung out on Ketamine” OR a kid in the greatest costume ever?

It would be date-appropriate if it was actually the episode where she hits Homer.

Why do all fascists have that weird breeding obsession?

SHH! Do you want to get sued?