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Counterpoint:
The Thing (1982) vs The Thing (2011)

The plane crashed after jumping out of a window.

The low light of the room and the human brain’s tendency to use short cuts makes your eyes perceive a distorted reflection of yourself after you stare at the reflection for a while.

If you’re on acid, maybe.

But, people still do need larger vehicles for various tasks.

If those tasks aren’t daily occurrences, get a fucking rental.
You don’t need a monster truck in your driveway because one day you might have to move a couch or a fridge.
If cities weren’t designed around cars, you wouldn’t need them to go to the shops.
If zoning laws weren’t so fucking retarded you could have stores that weren’t forced to have ridiculous parking spaces next to them and could have actual city centers.
Cars are an aberration, we shouldn’t have to rely on them to live.

The plural of nazi is nazis. “Nazi’s” is the possessive form.

Because cops are cracking skulls, gouging eyes and blowing hands when they aren’t straight up murdering someone who doesn’t comply with them.

Terrorist fist jab

Please don’t make me feel old.

How many of them actually vote?

I’ve stopped giving handshakes to almost anyone, favouring the ol’ terrorist fist jab instead. I get awkward reactions sometimes but some people seem to get why. Masking up again is gonna be fun, can’t wait to hear the vaxxosckeptics tell me all about how everything is a hoax again.

She knows what’s good for her kid, okay? She doesn’t need no libral scientologist with made up studies telling her smoking causes cancer when she’s been doing her own research on YouTube proving cancer comes from vaccines.