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I’ve been saying this for almost a decade now, but if I wrote a book with someone like this guy as the biblical antichrist people would say it was way too on the nose.
I’ve been saying this for almost a decade now, but if I wrote a book with someone like this guy as the biblical antichrist people would say it was way too on the nose.
“Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?”
I keep forgetting that that’s an option
As you can see, they never will. You must seize the wig.
Well it worked the first time around…
This is similar to something I assumed right before I had a long argument with a high school physics teacher. We ended up agreeing that he just didn’t really care.
Seems like a good thing to massively protest.
It’s embarrassingly cheap to buy a member of the US Supreme Court.
Why would I unload my emotional baggage on the people who caused it in the first place? That just sounds like more baggage.
Edit: This was supposed to be a joke. You can stop pointing out my complex trauma, thank you.
Well now how am I supposed to enjoy the sensation of someone else’s sweaty hand sliding down the pole to slowly touch mine while they remain oblivious of the entire situation?
“I just really love that clogged drain experience when I shower.”
It makes sense if you assume it’s actually targeted at managers who want their employees to be in three meetings at once.
I mean, it would probably be a good opportunity for a handful of really rich people to further their control and ownership globally…so as long as our billionaire overlords value human life over their own personal power we should be good.
This would explain the other article I saw about a US-Clooney $20 billion arms deal.
These people are so fucking stupid…
And if you try long enough, maybe you can identify someone else’s idea to steal and profit from!
Gotta go fast!
-Ancient Middle Eastern Philosopher, probably
I thought they must be photoshopped…but then I messed around with it just now for, like, a minute:
It’s got flavah