Just execute the homeless, grind them into feed for the poor and the problem solves itself.

Holy shit, it’s not that hard.

When I was but a youth, my mother used to regale me with this bit of wisdom: “Profanity is the result of a weak mind attempting to express itself forcefully.”

Sometimes I’ll reflect on this and think, “God damn, that bitch was a dumb fuckin’ cunt if I ever met one!”

The beak is too dangerous; pull up, pull up!

Cuppacabra

Just gonna climb the trunk and gently nibble on the balls as they sway in the breeze.