The Onion should sell it back for exactly 1 googol, then pay the fines imposed to Google bey Russia, and finally, purchasing Google with the change.

What’s your bright spot today, buddy?

Now do a price comparison! I’d love to see who pays the most.

As if we already don’t know the country stays with a U and ends in SA.

I have two cats. One loves boxes, even when they’re tiny, if it fits a paw, she has to try it. The other one hates them, and he’s always been a grumpy old man with a very strange personality. I’ve never considered him a real cat lol

As a European, I’m here with a bucket of popcorn in one hand, enjoying the shit show. I’m of course scared for what will happen, and the consequences will impact the entire planet, but since I have absolutely nothing I can do about it, the enjoyment will suffice.

they really should have used Excess for the E

Holy shit, you’re so right, it would’ve made so much more sense! But do you really think they know hard words like this? I’d be utterly flabbergasted if trump had used the word “holistic” in a sentence that would’ve made sense, but that won’t happen.

But without the report being official, it didn’t happen.

“Her body, my choice”…

That’s awesome!

I might be mistaken, but in Norway, if you do not vote, the missing vote will go to the party with the most votes in your region, so technically, not voting is voting for the most popular party.

AI bubble will soon pop.

Because it’s owned by his father. It’s a workaround to sell supplements.

Throw them in a pit. Same with handicapped people. Can’t work = no right to live.

You can’t even get it right, so you might want to ask yourself?

The average American is dumb, so she’s calling herself dumb, which she is. Gotta give it to her, she has some self reflection.

You think there’s going to be another vote?

Max is a fucking dump. Got the 50% half off price in Denmark when they released HBO Max. Then max is released, and my subscription was changed to full HD, when I had 4K. No worries, my TV is 1080p only anyway (it’s old, top of the line 2012 model, no HDR or anything fancy, but I’m cheap, so I’ll get a new one when it breaks , hopefully tomorrow lol), so I kept the subscription.

Last month, I got an ad on a single Rock and Morty episode. Last weekend, I got ads on everything. Cancelled straight away. Anything on Max, Prime or Disney somehow ust magically appears on my Plex when I add the movie/series on the watchlist.

Woop, there it iiis.

Sounds like a fun existence. And when they exit, they will see that it was not worth it and regret their decisions. Hahahahah, that was a joke, they have no empathy for their fellow human beings - they’ll regret not gathering more power/money.

Scolds is the new slams.