Let me try a canine-human mind meld. It’s an incredibly rare psychic power possessed only by me… and three other clerks at this store.
We’ve also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
Let me have one of those pоrnо magazines, large box of cоndоms… a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields… and some illegal fireworks… and one of those disposable enemas- no, make it two.
Tango de La Muerte 💃
While I can appreciate your sentiment, this is from season 11 😁
Despite it being the weakest of its generation
Huh?
Stupid sexy Flanders
Rolling Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart
We’re all misfits 🤷
Oh dear, my wife is going to kill me.
Come on, people. Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra…possibly while high. Cypress Hill, I’m looking in your direction.
We can’t claim the reward unless we have 51% of the carcass!
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Love is Nice
Jersey Mike’s?
Don’t they prepare the sandwich in front of you? 🤔
While I appreciate the pun, the thought of warm Gatorade made my stomach turn 🤢
Hello. I’m Tom Hanks. The Dental Healthcare industry has lost its credibility, so it’s borrowing some of mine.
“Sandra, at this point, believing Charla to be dead, then rushed to her car, locked herself inside, and called 911. Travis’s screams can be heard in the background at the start of the tape as she pleads for the police, who initially believed the call to be a hoax until she said, “He’s eating her!””