Please…children…scooch closer. Don’t make me…tell you again…about…the scooching

The original Xbox (2001) came with integrated Ethernet

That’s the Storm Door. The main external door to the house opens inward (behind the kitty).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storm_door

Yelling at the driver for putting the food right in front of the door 😡

Where’s my spy camera?

Where’s my spy camera?!

WHERE’S MY SPY CAMERA?!?

One Hour Photo.

It’s not my favorite per se, but it was so unexpected given all the other roles we know him for.