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It’s an abridged version of the “in this essay I will…” trope
It’s an abridged version of the “in this essay I will…” trope
I get that. Where is the irony? I think to be ironic there needs to be some air of unexpectedness. I certainly think it’s amusing to say that you were buffing a nerf gun, but maybe not unexpected
But I think Alanis Morissette would be on board
Why is that ironic?
Pretty sure it’s matte in the US, too
Everyone knows there’s no such thing as leftover crack
Where can you really draw the line? Could you survive in space without any air or equipment? Even if you could, where did the equipment and air come from?
Photosynthetic organisms are for all practical purposes part of your lungs
Behold, a human being.
I mean yes, no one, human or turtle, can survive without the ecosystem of the earth, so you could really argue that the planet is the true organism and we are simply byproducts of its existence
What part of the second statement is wrong? A turtle cannot survive without its shell, just like you could not survive without your skull. It is an intrinsic part of what allows it to function as a living organism, therefore the line between “turtle” and “shell” is a bit blurred
What part of you makes you? Is it just your brain?
Anyway, I think what they’re getting at is that the shell is actually their spine, not like some extra thing that grows on top of their spine.
Not sure that’s meant to be a dew claw. The other ones are curved opposite the other claws, and the one on the hind leg isn’t
It’s portal time, let’s do this
I like the cut of your jib
Kinda sick-nasty how the scaffolds bear a passing resemblance to square-rigged ship masts
Perry this you filthy casual
I watched the first season and liked it, but something started feeling really artificial about the tension? Not sure, it was a while back
Have you watched Timeless? Sorta similar concept
But it’s a shortcut!
“Gift” is a German word that means poison
Figma balls