I’m a filthy fucking socialist.
Because the TikTok ban was one of the most bipartisan bills in recent history.
That’s pretty.
Pretty fuckin’ neat-o!
Or just Diet Coke laced with polonium.
The coup matches on.
And really, in the end, the global death rate is 100%—everyone dies.
[everyone dies eventually, so to save money let’s all go in on a single gravestone together]
… or do they? Strictly speaking, the observed death rate for the human condition is something like 93%—that is, around 93% of all humans have died. This means the death rate among humans who were not members of The Beatles is significantly higher than the 50% death rate among humans who were.
Ok.
And once the head of the snake is cut off, during the subsequent power vacuum, start chopping up the rest of the snake.
Ideally just the inauguration.
The opposite of love is hate.
The absence of love is indifference.
*asshole drives a truck into a crowd of 330 million people*
“My foot was cut off. My grandmother is dead. My favorite YouTuber is still bed-ridden 4 years later due to her injuries.”
*asshole is getting into another truck, aimed at the people, again*
Dumbasses: “you guys are so obsessed with the truck driver! Lol, get a life losers.”
Fuck. Right. Off.
They want a 100% cut. Fuck the GQP
The government isn’t a monolith.
Yes, there are oligarchs influencing policies that make a standard of living hell on earth.
There are also great people within the government who are actively trying to improve the state of things.
So. What you’re saying is: you have 100% of all the information Biden has, and based on his actions, you conclude that he’s not doing enough with all that information you both have.
Okay, release that information. Show your work.
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I wanna marry your wife.
🎶 Watch it as it goes 🎶