“Larry, if you try to tell me that your Star Trek fanfiction is 'eldritch knowledge’ one more time, I’m going to smack you with a tennis racket.”
But it’s good news for the Crash 'em Up Derbies!
Average mormon activity?
While shooing folks away from a curtained-off area.
Wow.
Why is the Leper King making a comeback all of a sudden?
Because they’re jerks.
Don’t say “since 1996” like that.
The last personality test I took had me in black bile the Earth Nation.
Is Snidley Whiplash this guy’s chief of staff?
This is a cartoonish level of villainy.
Brain Stapling… nice.
There’s only one death penalty that I support. And it’s deep-frying.
What was that Thomas the Train Engine creepypasta again?
It can be very calming.
Still no tumblr alt huh?
That’s why the smart cat parents grow a full beard and mustache. As a buffer against face-booping.