9:07am and tell me to return 15 minutes after and I’d be pulling out my phone every 5 seconds and doing math.

Is it really so hard to add 15?

Not to mention they’re worse at keeping time.

You know, like the whole point of a watch.

That’s some solid reframing, bro 👍

This works great for highly educated white collars!

Not for the other 70%+ of the workforce though.

But you’re not. Trump is still living a lavish life full of excess, despite his debts.

Wealth is about lifestyle, not numbers.

Holy shit this is too real.

“All of the colossal problems facing society will still be charging forward unimpeded, but at least you can feel good about it!”

It really is the same energy

So you have to fiddle with the volume less on vinyl?

That’s the one good selling point I’ve heard for vinyl so far.

For every story of a person being given a raise, there a million stories of a person fighting for a raise and being denied.

Even the union jobs those others guys are talking about, you know what the raises are in our new contract? Five cents for the equivalent of three years of full time work.

Don’t be fooled by the echo chamber of cushy office jobs that is so prevalent on Lemmy. You hear about these things because almost nobody else here has to work these shitty jobs like we do.

I have a conspiracy that it’s part of a psy-op to make individuals feel like they somehow hold stake in the corporation, so they’re more likely to support corporate decisions.

We want them both at the same time. We want to be winners, but we imagine that if we were, we would be fair, thereby creating a utopia.

People associate those words with their fantasies, not with the ideological tenets that actually define them.

Neat.

Don’t give the landlords any ideas.

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Owner. It’s what the owner is taking, and usually they’re working way less than everyone else.

I vastly prefer non-optimal life to not existing at all.

How could you possibly know that? Do you remember not existing?

The oil painting filter in gimp would do this in about one second.

Is he drinking out of a sippy cup?

I don’t know whether to believe the meme or the comment on the meme.

I believe that’s a Calvin and Hobbes reference.