Every time I’ve had a discussion with someone about anarchy, they just describe democracy but with a society that actually cares and participates, and they always think that, for some reason, the bad actors will stop acting badly. They don’t understand that, regardless of intention, shitty authoritarian fascists would make short work of an anarchist society. They also don’t seem to understand that anarchy was what we had before we had any semblance of government in the world. Governments of various kinds were created because Anarchy does not work.

“I’m gonna grape you in the mouth!”

They’re catching the invisible katana of Satan.

I like to go with “Big Sexy”.

Which is why birth rates are declining.

EDIT: Jesus Christ, I forgot the /s. Sue me.

A hack for this: get a travelers credit card. It works just like a regular credit card, but it’s pre-paid and not tied to a bank account. Use the balance you used to open the card on whatever you want, then you can use the empty (or nearly empty) card online without worry.

Of course they’re going to try to capitalize on it. You don’t invest in something without expecting some kind of return.

This Administration has two goals: fleece the citizens for as much money as absolutely possible, and kill brown people.

I never said I hoped they were, just that I expect them to be. I’d rather see them live a long, miserable life in prison as well.

I’m guessing she technically means ex-boyfriend.

How long before they’re Epstein’d because they know too much?

Well, it’s a police office so I’m assuming the redacted word is “recruit”.

Democrats have standards beyond mutual hate.

Arrested on sex trafficking charges, so they’re obviously headed for cabinet positions.

Right!? Why is it slightly askew?

The last HP printer I had was useless because they made an update that prevented it from using third party ink cartridges. Fuck then entirely.

HP is a dogshit company that makes dogshit products. I have never had a good HP product.

And Eastern Washington is the state’s Bible Belt.