Academia is a Junji Ito reference

Dresden Files? More like Dresden Fucks, amirite hehehe

HELA remembers

Just using some tiny mammoth population on an isolated island in Siberia to state “MAMMOTHS WERE STILL ROAMING THE EARTH WHEN BLAH BLAH BLAH” is somewhat disingenuous.

Several, yes. Egypt, Uruk, Indus, etc

I get a metric fuckton of them during the rainy season. Swarms of dragonflies. Needless to say, I do not have a mosquito problem.

Protomolecule zombies

Just sing the Tom Lehrer Elements song

bah, let them meat munchers dig themselves an early grave, who cares? World’s fucked anyway.

don’t they glide for ridiculous lengths of time tho?

Jevon’s principle would save your ass

Boobs evolved to mimic ass. Pixar can’t do boobs, hence they devolved back to ass.

What really are gravitational waves? Are they like electromagnetic waves? Do they cause orbital decay? I have so many questions.

Funny how that works, innit?

op is Fr*nch?

Lost because they murdered and destroyed the very civilization that created said knowledge. So very nice of them.

The rise in young adults living with their parents rather than struggle against an increasingly harsher environment is a pretty good hint

How would their lives be better in nature, exactly? Most animals live longer in captivity, and if they were capable of answering questions, I bet they’d pick having a human butler waiting on them all the time instead of running from alligators and munching on rotten algae.

Sure, nature would be better for it, but not the animal.

Junji Ito remembers

Just merge men’s and women’s sports, nobody watches 'em anyway