If you have diarrhea sometimes the shit tank refills before the piss tank.

I’m not your amigo, friend.

There’s only one joke here and it’s not you or the meme.

Nah I stand by my statement and I’m not your son, bud.

People are so toxic that they want to be toxic after they die too.

I just want to be dumped off at the landfill or ground up and used for fertilizer after giving up any useful organs.

Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting

Aneurysm posting even.

Even I know this joke was moldy when it went around Facebook fifteen years ago.

You have low standards if you consider this a joke.

It won’t and it’s not clever but I do enjoy it.

Have a great thanksgiving!

I like what you did there.

They’re still doing more than the progressives.

It might suck to hear that about your team but it’s true.

Stevie looks like a melting penis.

Taking a piss after chopping habaneros.

She’s British.

A whole lot of witty banter and catty remarks.

The steam machine looks awesome but I’m really excited for their controller.

The steam deck feels great to game on.

He had to go from his shift at the hospital to his night gig as a stripper.

You know what they say even the smallest dick can split a marriage.

I don’t envy the legal battle these guys will probably have to go through to try to get paid.

I think one got spooked by a rogue acorn and shot the other one then they returned fire.