SeductiveTortoise

In my case it was a sous vide stick at least. I do want to see how the progress is and get an alert.

My hero 💖

Was it my lovely stare? It was, right?

I wanted to get a guitar for a while, but then I forgot about it and now I don’t care enough anymore.

I suck at music, my inner metronome doesn’t know timing and I’m too lazy to get up after work. I’m so glad I didn’t buy one.

This is a blood libel!

That dude is behind EVERYTHING!!!

Did she see anything?

Let’s get hyper fixated on this idea and make it a … oh, I could start another hobby?

Can we get someone who can focus for longer than a week for project lead?

I had to update my cookware before I could prep my steak some weeks ago.

Wanna buy my setup? My hyperfixation ended.

Edit: but for real, we should introduce a ADHD-sharing network. My old fixation could be yours and vice versa. And I could tell you everything I learned, which is a lot!

I mean… it wouldn’t really surprise me that much at this point.

Good luck finding the wrong type on Taleggio.

We’re an international organization of cheese lovers. Please do not “all molds are harmful” our Brie. Thanks.

I really could go for some Brie now…

Do you offer a calming service? That sounds so nice. What kind of fruit?

Just to switch to Android. Sorry, it’s been too long.

Doesn’t Apple allow custom keyboards since… dunno, a decade? The default one was shit from the beginning, treat yourself.

Suggestion: let’s fly to Gaza together and see it for ourselves, then we can discuss further.

He’s probably referring to his odor and the word “pungent” didn’t come to his mind.

Sure it’s a warning and not the first consequences? I have the feeling the warnings came years ago. Good thing we ignored them all.

Man, I’m going to buy their games even less from now on. I have no clue when I bought the last electronic arts game, but it has to be at least a decade.