In Germany we say things like “we meet on the twelfth fifth” (Zwölfter Fünfter), which is the twelfth day of the fifth month. Often times the year is also shortened to only the last two digits, so it could be twelfth fifth twenty-four in dd-mm-yy format.

Of course we also use the names of the months, but sometimes we just number them.

I usually drink a large cup of coffee and 1 liter of water until 10 a.m. Have to pee all morning.

Nothing bad at least. Maybe a slightly annoyed comment, but usually the pictures turn out to be quite funny, since I am in the middle of eating.

Once we ordered two cappuccino, they came with latte art. Just when she was about to take a picture of her cup, I stirred it with a spoon :D.

The reaction was priceless, but I was smart enough to not touch my cup, so we just swapped and i didn’t do it again. Absolutely hilarious though.

This is 100% my girlfriend. I just stopped to care and eat. Idgaf

What? Why no unreal tournament?

I use wefwef.app now, first comment in this app. Looks good. Jerbora Was crashing on me all the time…

I had a friend in school who went to South Africa for half a year and he was mugged several times. He always had like 20 Dollars of cash on him to get out of the situation. That was 15 years ago, no idea what it’s like now.