Sexy Animal Fucker

I wish he was the manager at the petting zoo near me so security wouldn’t keep throwing me out

What’s worse is the number of actual bots that get through easily and unpunished while they shadow ban anyone with a VPN

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That’s my experience except the stray cats get much more than belly rubs and I usually also get dirty looks or get arrested by my own species for some reason

They’ll probably still make it break something after removing it and then be like “Oh tHis prObLEm CAn bE fiXEd bY iNStaLLinG biNG”

I wanna visit that place

Relatable, I once tried to break into the petting zoo only to remember that I was out of town and it wasn’t the same one I was banned from

I would also use living animals to produce sounds if making a film like this tbh

I would use this power to stay at the petting zoo forever frozen successfully doing what I got banned for

I’m not

I would use their ai to generate their product and call it even

Yes!

Harry Potter

I liked the series only because of the magical creatures and I liked Fantastic Beasts better then the main series tbh

Not really, at least for me it’s the same cycle of breaking into petting zoos that I’m banned from and getting kicked out/arrested or being told to stay away from people’s pet’s by angry and terrified owners

What’s different for you?

The joke is loss

My fake scenario involves being unbanned from every petting zoo near my residence