Cancer in general. Probably all the microplastics we consume.

Which unfortunately means the base price for a California-legal 3d printer is going to be exorbitant.

An appropriate quote considering the hubris behind it and how it turned out for Jurassic Park.

As one does

It’s not that I’m cheering for future suffering. I’m realistic it’s gonna happen, and I’m hoping the silver lining is republican voters realize Republican politicians don’t give a fuck about them.

Agreed.

Come on mother nature! Do your worst!

If you care about accuracy, things like details might matter to you.

Damn Curzon, nice glow up!

Legendary meme

Bingo. They’re victim blaming to be divisive. The real problem has nothing to do with Democrats.

I mean you have to take their words seriously because they tell you what they’re going to do. Or at the very least what they want to do.

LMFAO, accurate.

The satire was the Enron relaunch. The pie in the face of the CEO was genuine.

Was he pied by Bernie Sanders?

I got you fam.

https://www.latintimes.com/ted-cruz-accuses-luigi-mangione-being-leftist-despite-social-media-posts-praising-tucker-568562

I appreciate what Luigi did, but also keep in mind that he believes Tucker Carlson’s great replacement shit. This kid isn’t the Messiah. Just another example of someone supporting the leopard-eating-faces party.

Can’t tell if it’s satire or not, so I’m vascilating between hilarious and terrifying. Hilarifying, if you will. Terrarious if you’re adventurous.

I’ve seen people comparing the DOJ response to Luigi Mangioni and Kyle Shittenhouse. The fact that Rittenhouse is free should tell you everything you need to know.

They don’t want to stop kids having sex. They want to stop them having safe sex. More stupid consumers to buy stuff. More child labor. They’re trying to kill public education, public health (ACA), and other social benefit programs. They want us stupid and dependant on the wealthy for absolutely everything.

It gives me hope that one day when some intelligence agency is combing through my online footprint for a motive, they won’t have to look too hard.