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I’ve never heard a GM actively try to shut players up. Usually its the opposite lol. Unless something like “My character sings [sentence]” works, I don’t think I would be able to participate.

Whoever authored this, please take a deep breath and a step back from capitalism, holy heck! I feel worn out just reading this.

Murder the bugs they deserve death!

You gotta seal the planet in a heat-safe bag, and make sure to not drop it out of orbit, or you’ll lose the water, as you say.

DAE millenials are killing the capitalism industry?

Water is statistically extremely likely to be wet. Its almost certainly in contact with other water molecules, and therefore wet :)

I used camp on the “water isn’t wet” side, but I think this is even funnier, and dunking on pedants makes my pedantry superior /j

I recommend reading the article rather than trying for a quick answer off the top of your head.

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The image you posted seems to disagree with you. There is some sort of “Physical Data Destruction” in phase 2. The article says the switch breaks some chips, but I didn’t get much beyond that. In any case, lets hope the delete-when-plugged-in thing is redundant.

Woah, you got a 12?! I only scored a 4 on my cock exam :(

Could be – and has been – said about literally any abstraction. Some people still haven’t gotten over the fact that assembly is not the default system programming language anymore.

Kids these days-- we oughtta return to scratching our code straight into the rock with a stick. /kids these days

No matter how much good calcium comes to pass
I can never escape Mr. Bone’s Wild Ride

I still remember the time I dropped my phone on my sleeping face and got “m understop” instead if “I’m sleepy.”

I’m sure I’ve seen and been influenced by some of them. Memes are a powerful method of communication.

“If you oppose torture prisons… you might just be antisemitic.”

A. There is a correct answer: B.

sus

What if our physics are just part of the simulation? What if actual physics are just obscured by the simulation and we just need to go deeper to simulate reality.

The very nature of unfalsifiability aside, I understand that we cannot currently make a plan to simulate the universe- we dont have the hardware for it. Am I missing anything more profound? This may well be over my head.

Should have set the microwave to More Magic

“Private Cloud” sounds like “our server. (that we have. in our military building.)”

Well, that’s a relief!