Luigi, as it happens, mains Toad. And he’s tired of being asked about it. I know because I was also playing Mario kart with him at the time. It was quite the party.

There was that one time when Grant really tried. He actually made progress too.

It was all immediately undone the second he was out of office. But he did make progress.

Ok

It’s cheap, and it’s beautiful. With a little bit of money you could live like a king there

I mean, I voted for her knowing she was going to lose if that helps you at all. Same for Clinton actually, who ran on an identical platform and lost to the same fucking guy.

It’s on the Democrats. for absolutely refusing to run on policy. Twice.

Mostly feet.

“I bet you won’t vote for a woman!”

… Ok… Do you have any policy positions we should know about?

“You wouldn’t vote for THAT guy over a woman would you?!”

Please … We literally just want healthc-

“LOOK, REPUBLICANS THAT DON’T LIKE HIM!”

Anybody who isn’t adamantly pro-capitalist.

Weird how much those groups overlap huh?

I have fond memories of stealing my buddy’s S10 with a screwdriver. We had summer school together and I’d move it down the lot. To get me back one time he and a few of the other delinquents picked up my Tercel and carried it to a different lot. Good times.

How well did “one country two systems” work for Hong Kong?

By submitting to the PRC, the ROC loses it’s foreign allies guaranteeing it’s autonomy.

Also the microprocessors we need for things like, missiles and other fancy weapons are made primarily in Taiwan, China wants control of that.

Sorry the dimension you’ve been transported to has laws of physics that don’t allow water to exist.

Which means you’ve got a few precious seconds to get yourself home before you violently erupt as your water molecules each individually break apart in to hydrazine.

I’m sure they’ve read the Bill Cooper collected works.

Spoilers… For a joke from a kid’s movie with the plot depth of a sidewalk rain pond from 13 years ago.

Some of the children obsessed with that movie when it came out are old enough to rent a car now.

But I like boobies.

Given the rest of the package, I will not extend the grace of assuming the best case scenario.

It’s pickle pepperoni pizza.

Which… I mean…

I feel like pickles is offensive enough

Democrats

Taking a hard stance

Pick ONE.

Picard, later: RAMMING SPEED!

This is literally a Good Ole Boy network at work. It looks like he’s a dairy farmer, though how much actual labor he does is anyone’s guess. He may also be a redneck, but he’s a good ole boy, and this is what that looks like when that system is working.

Ceasefire you say? Boys! They’ve stopped shooting shoot them!