I’m retiring from an IT position with a public college at the end of the month. I sure AF don’t plan on doing any programming for shits ‘n’ giggles.

These are the people Americans are told we must admire. After all, More Money == Better Than You

This is how it begins, but this isn’t how it ends.

ICE is the American Gestapo. Everyone in the United States is on the menu.

But Kamala laughed funny.

The outcome of the Epstein files will be as follows:

Some Democrats and progressives will go to prison. All Republicans involved will get endless mulligans.

But but Job Creators!

You know that. And I know that.

But try telling that to 100 million poorly educated voters who think billionaires are acting in their best interests, and public goods of any kind are for poors and losers.

That, is the evil brilliance of Republican marketing.

You MAGAs got what you voted for, puh-raise JEE-zuz-ah!

Well YOU won’t be going to Kolob! /s

And they fuckin’ permabanned me for using the expression “kick rocks?” What the living purple FUCK?

Unfortunately, the others will get a mulligan.

One more entitled little pissant named Drumpf.

Suck a toad, then do some cow tipping.

In other news, a Federal grand jury also failed to indict a “Whole Hog Special” from a local deli.

The Schadenfreude is as tasty as a fine Bordeaux.

Go insult a reporter, Piggy. It always makes you feel better.

“Entrepreneurs” will soon be snapping up parking lots and charging rent for a space. Capitalism!..yay?

“John Ringo” sounds like he writes from his home in Mom’s spare room, when he’s not perusing the online manosphere.

“Fat Commando! This gut don’t wobble.”

The Fountainhead. Full stop. Purple prose by a Soviet hack writer with a serious r*pe kink, in praise of dog-eat-dog social Darwinism.