I don’t know why, but “stealing him” is such a funny way of saying that.
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SpoonyBard@lemmy.worldto
Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world•How do I get one to use for this exact purpose?
3·3 months agoNo! NOOOOO! Grandma, you whore!
Then why did she leave that “back massager” out all the time?! Just seems irresponsible at that point.
SpoonyBard@lemmy.worldto
Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world•How do I get one to use for this exact purpose?
15·4 months agoThis is something my grandmother would have had and actually used it as a normal shower head and thought nothing of it.
Even spiders have that one uncle that’s like “pull my horseshoe vortices”.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•So the recent hate towards Pedro Pascal is JK and her loyalists making shit up because he spoke out that she's an awful person?
291·4 months agoWeird, I haven’t heard anyone say they hated Coldplay for this. In fact, I’d say that Coldplay is one of those bands that is regularly hated on, well before any of the cheating CEO and now, if anything, Coldplay is more liked, even if indirectly just because the situation was funny and meme’d so much.
Remember when cabinet members went to prison for taking bribes from giant companies and in return giving them government contracts (the teapot dome scandal)?
And now that’s just normal “business” for politicians.
Well, it makes sense then that we used to describe it as being a “Doom-like” game lol.
SpoonyBard@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Apple CEO Tim Cook gives 24-karat gold gift to Donald TrumpEnglish
2·4 months agoNah, it would have been way better (especially for literally everyone else) if they didn’t play at all.
Instead all the greediest people are realizing they can do this and they get all the things they want (so does Trump, along with more power) and it’s only at the expense of the entire American population (and the rest of the world too).
Fuck Cook. It isn’t clever. It’s literally greed. It’s not even that other people haven’t thought to do this, it’s that you have to be a total piece of shit to do this.
SpoonyBard@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Apple CEO Tim Cook gives 24-karat gold gift to Donald TrumpEnglish
6·4 months agoWhat a fucking tool.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Popup Ads in Your Pickup Truck? RAM Trucks Now Feature Scammy Ads on the Center DisplayEnglish
351·4 months agoEventually someone is going to get the idea that hospitals should start installing chips and screens into the skin of newborns and it either displays ads or it only cost $150k to have it removed. Thanks for having your baby at our hospital. The ads help pay for our CEO’s 4th mansion.
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World News@lemmy.world•Leaks reveal Netanyahu deliberately imposed starvation in Gaza to 'force Hamas surrender'English
341·4 months agoWas it ever a question that it wasn’t on purpose?
SpoonyBard@lemmy.worldto
Fediverse memes@feddit.uk•Gonna trigger half of Lemmy with this one, but I'm heckin annoyed.English
103·4 months agoIt doesn’t affect me. That being said “policing” is a hyperbole. Obviously no one is forcing people to swear, they are just giving them shit when they censor themselves. Those people can still choose to censor themselves even when someone tells them it’s ok to swear.
It’s no more policing than OP ‘policing’ people to not ‘police’ him.
People have opinions. You can’t request others to not have their opinions if you’re going to share yours.
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Uplifting News@lemmy.world•Millionaire trophy hunter gored to death by 1.3 tonne bull on African safariEnglish
19·4 months agoLol “when it suddenly charged him”.
The article states that he was tracking the animal with the intent to kill it and then says it suddenly charged him, as if it was so super random and out of the blue.
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Technology@lemmy.world•OpenAI stops ChatGPT from telling people to break up with partnersEnglish
14·4 months agoAlright, I’ve looked through the overwhelming amount of responses telling me to end things with him and I’m so grateful for all the support, but I’ve decided that I’m going to stay with him and we’re going to get pregnant asap 😜. I’ve realized that I just can’t live without him (even if that means it comes with the occasional black eye). I’ll always forgive him. He is my brother after all.
SpoonyBard@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•OpenAI stops ChatGPT from telling people to break up with partnersEnglish
171·4 months agoTo be fair, most of the posts that people are commenting to break up on are like “Hey, so my significant other stabbed me in the stomach last week and as I was sitting in the hospital, I realized that it just made me feel disrespected, ya know? This of course all happened after he told my parents he owns me and they can’t see me ever again and he threw my cat out of a 4 story window. What should I do guys?”
Sorry friend.
Maybe something nicer to think about instead.
“You don’t need to mine, you don’t need to tunnel for or root out anything. Your vast soul, that seabed on which the ocean of you rests, holds every part of you, holds you like coral to a reef.”
-Mary Walker
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politics @lemmy.world•ICE is recruiting agents with incentives, massive ad campaigns. Sheriffs aren't happy.
31·4 months agoAnd just for the price of your humanity, soul, morality, dignity, honor, and any principles, you too can be a pos for some money.
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I saw these a little while back and thought they looked awesome, but after reading lots of reviews on a few different brands, they all came to the same conclusion. It wasn’t actually viable as a Bluetooth device. Hard to hear for both parties.
Most said they just ended up using it as part of their cosplay, but never used the actual Bluetooth function. At that rate, you could find better looking ones or ones that may have other, simple functions, like just doing the sound effect when you press it.
I imagine if you wanted to create the effect, you could may be able to buy your own pin of it to put on your shirt and then wear a typical Bluetooth ear piece and just act like you are using the communicator. It’s not perfect, but you’d at least have a Bluetooth that is viable and just get the one that makes the sound effect when you press it.