The2500

I mean, I don’t think this is a decision most people would make for understandable reasons, but personally I would martyr myself throwing this orange asshole in prison.

People say things.

Every accusation is a confession with these people.

Yeah, being embarrassed is pretty much the best we can hope for, if he even registers that.

Octopuses are smart. Also, don’t ask me why, but the plural is octopuses and not octopi.