YOU FILLED IT WITH WATER AND THEN DUMPED PEROXIDE IN IT BEFORE IT HAD TIME TO CURE, YOU DOLT.

First time since I left Reddit that I just knew a comment would already exist, and here it is.

I still hear “I voted for Trump three times, but…” on a regular basis. Trump voters by-and-large aren’t repentant and they don’t give the appearance of the cognitive capacity necessary for “doubting”. That would imply reconsideration based on available facts. What they are doing now would be better described as “musing idly about the specific self-serving details of”.

“The personal, as every one’s so fucking fond of saying, is political. So if some idiot politician, some power player, tries to execute policies that harm you or those you care about, TAKE IT PERSONALLY. Get angry. The Machinery of Justice will not serve you here—it is slow and cold, and it is theirs, hardware and soft. Only the little people suffer at the hands of Justice; the creatures of power slide out from under with a wink and a grin. If you want justice, you will have to claw it from them. Make it PERSONAL. Do as much damage as you can. GET YOUR MESSAGE ACROSS. That way you stand a far better chance of being taken seriously next time. Of being considered dangerous. And make no mistake about this: being taken seriously, being considered dangerous marks the difference, the ONLY difference in their eyes, between players and little people. Players they will make deals with. Little people they liquidate. And time and again they cream your liquidation, your displacement, your torture and brutal execution with the ultimate insult that it’s just business, it’s politics, it’s the way of the world, it’s a tough life and that IT’S NOTHING PERSONAL. Well, fuck them. Make it personal.”

-Richard K. Morgan, Altered Carbon (Takeshi Kovacs, #1)

Don’t forget the original.

We must acknowledge the probability that the US government is engaging in an ongoing neglect and torture campaign against ICE detainees. The only possible reasons I can conceive for this level of obfuscation are either what I’ve mentioned above or an ongoing epidemic of some nearly untreatable disease in their facilities. Neither explanation makes their actions moral or legal.

Tried to kame hame ha the lunch line because it was too long and he didn’t want to miss the last of the pizza. To his surprise - and literally no one else’s - it did not work.

What’s all this then?

Y’know… you’re typically supposed to send out the invites before you put out the balloons.

The kids would say Steph Curry.

Neither. An adolescent goat.

Relevant, maybe…?

Alright, look… I still write all of my own code… originally…

What I will 100% offload on some two-bit clanker slop agent is a last minute change request that fundamentally alters the structure and scope of the project.

Hey, if you’re not going to put in your best effort to plan, then why should I put in my best effort to develop? 🤷‍♂️

Joke’s on you. I use a VPN.

Did they say “M-S D-O-S computers”?!

Oh god, I feel old… The kids have forgotten how to pronounce “DOS”…

For… research.

How dare you show me a sprint board outside of work hours. XD

Bessent looks like Jim Carrey playing a cartoonishly over-the-top villain.

“They won’t let me do whatever I want so waaah! WAAAH!!! I’m not going to do anything I’m supposed to do until I get my way! WAAAH!!!”

-A diaper-wearing child

They look funny doing that, but I wouldn’t fxxk with a single one of those dudes. Probably have thighs as solid as rock and could kick you straight into a coma.