Don’t. Nobody cares cause they’re all pretending to be busy too.

Im pretty sure that every mob vote ever has been rigged/predetermined

I can tell when its going to rain by the feel of the air

Whistle.

Swim with any amout of grace or skill. I can slowly and sloppily splash my way around thats about it.

Ive always heard it to mean “hurry up” or “be quick” too.

… I am 1/4 swedish though so I dunno?

I knew this too! And have even used it for that same purpose when I was into designing custom rubiks twisty puzzles a few years ago

Easiest way to not die from bad mushrooms is to not eat them because they’re fucking disgusting anyways

Most of the time these local ordinances have exceptions for raised beds, and their definition of “raised bed” is so vague you can just line your yard with decorative bricks and declare the whole thing is a raised bed.

Alternatively you can have your property designated as a wildlife preserve, even in residential neighborhoods.

Grass monoculture lawns are basically deserts. You are not hurting anything by ripping it all out and letting native plants take over

Reported.

He’s with Kobe now

If i asked a chick for nudes and she sent me sea slugs thats how i know shes the one

Right? Like what do you even get for paying all that money? The next generic marvel movie? Cashgrab nostalgia-bait sequels like fucking happy gilmore 2?? Disney’s next culturally diverse not-quite-princess movie???

Learn to paint. Plant some flowers or vegetables. Build something. Create instead of consume.

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x / sqrt(x) = sqrt(x)

Damn who would’ve thought?

You can just steal it

I’m probably bad at explaining it, but the ring doesn’t make everyone invisible, just hobbits. The ring wants to be worn so that it can exert the most control over the wearer in an attempt to return to sauron, it tempts people to wear it by giving them a taste of what they desire the most and hobbits simply want to be left alone and not seen or bothered, which is why they just turn invisible. This is also why hobbits are the idea race to carry and protect the ring as they dont crave power so it is harder for the ring to corrupt them.

Naw, dogs are fuckin gross

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Not as dumb as the SCOTUS (supreme court of the united states)