The sandwich has a point

Stay classy, Russia

Tally ho, everyone

When she’s alone in an elevator with Spock they are

This is brilliant

You’re probably better off with some combination of gold, bitcoin, and low-tech durable goods than cash.

100%

Conservatives don’t have to take away the 2nd, it benefits them a lot more than it benefits you.

Hey Siri, how do I talk my way out of a social media poat I now regret?

If only our past behavior could give you some insight into the kind of people we are and how we can be expected to behave in the future. But given the complete absence of data I guess that’s just impossible. Oh well.

Locking them up helps all the other people they won’t have the opportunity to hurt or kill

They tried that once and it didn’t work out very well for them

OK but would you want to have a beer with Hillary Clinton?

I REFUDIATE THEE, MECHANICAL SERVANT OF SATAN!

Candy is serious business

Online political partisanship

Molasses candy

Maybe we should have given it a less powerful sounding name, or moved away from fossil fuels decades ago idk I’m not a doctor

Fookin’ legends

3 is a few, several has got to be 4+