And that’s why you always pack a clean pair of underwear.

40 years later and still suckin

I went over my home data cap a couple times. The ISP rep was not amused when I called to have them bump my speed down to the lowest tier and add unlimited data. I pay less now and the speed difference is not noticeable for me with daily usage. I told them I was going to download random crap all day, delete, and redownload out of spite lol.

It depends on how many dachshunds you’re willing to lose.

I’m sure there’s plenty, the trick is getting someone to enforce them.

You sir! Are you here to receive my limp penis?

I’m glad someone else remembers that movie.

Run along girl, you’re free now!

Buried a fish under a tree once, fuckin dog had that shit dug up in 5 minutes and was rolling around in it.

She looks broken

He did great at making himself look bad.

It’s almost fascinating how he says all that and his conclusion is that ‘Trump shouldn’t have said it’ and not ‘Trump is a liar and taking advantage of his own supporters’.

deleted by creator

Too much hair

I’ll feel joy when that old fuck kicks the bucket.

Christofascism will fuck you up inside.

Prehistoric bone study

Keep your stick on the ice.

I don’t know what we’re going to do without Portland 😞

He really fell in love with that eye liner.