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Losses are great for laundering money.

I’m not sure what they’re going for here but about 100 years of marketing data has proven that clothing sells better on tall skinny pretty people.

Ron’s determination shines through like a pair of polished leather boots. He’s currently digging his heels in, facing challenges head-on. With each step, his resolve remains as sturdy as a well-worn pair of heels. Ron is stomping forward, his footprints leaving an indelible mark, ready to kick up some dust and make strides towards his healthcare reform goals.

You know what else uses as much water as a swimming pool? Swimming pools.

And don’t get me started on golf courses.

Reminder when he served McDonald’s to football players?

What’s the point of judges?

He either fucked up somewhere, he refused to do something “they” wanted or he wanted to do something “they” didn’t want.

With the potential of what AI can and/or shouldn’t do, I think it might be one of the last two. That’s only because money is involved and it feels like greed is rampant.

Then again, maybe he’s a pedo.

I’m not sure if this makes me a pessimist or a conspiracy nut.

You think aliens are homophobic?

Good read

Bernie. They would have made statues of him if he was president.

Holy shit that’s funny.

Somalian pirates are the only thing that comes to mind.

Republicans would still vote for him even if he admitted it.

I can’t stand that woman. I blame trump on her.

It’s such a hilarious non-issue. There aer so many other things we should be worried about.

Does anyone ever talk about how we can fix it?

“Um… ok?”

What a bunch of cry babies.

Here’s where he bought those boots: https://donsfootwear.com/en/agusta

Sounds like she has a case of Wandering Womb. The should probably “fumigate” the patient’s head with sulfur and pitch while simultaneously rubbing pleasant-smelling lotions between her thighs.