Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

ETA- I don’t think burial is the proper disposal if you’re trying to avoid detection.

In my family we call that the fun sponge.

We’re all tired of all ads.

A friend proposed that a big button should appear immediately after you vote and pressing it would stop all political ads.

If you quit worrying what people think of you, you’ll realize how seldom they do.

When i was a kid, cities would designate trick or treating nights - usually the Friday or Saturday before or after Halloween. It was nice because you could hit a couple of different cities on different nights.

Tylenol is scary! But I’ve started using it because naproxen is fucking up my stomach.

I’m working on a matching table.

I want to sort comments by old. Last i checked Jerboa did not have a default comment setting.

Threw some paper towels?

I tried a bunch of apps last year and settled on jerboa. My only complaint is the inability to default sort comments by old.

Lying on the ground in a parking lot? That would be weird, but maybe they could have called out directions to help me get into a parking space.

Got my 3.10 today but still working on 3.9.

I’ve seen a lot of complaints about 8hh but everything I’ve gotten had been good. Franklin was terrible and we were happy to have it. I think i still have a bag somewhere.

Feels like it should be the setup for a joke.

Don’t go see Madonna. Did it once, had fun, glad i never have to do it again.

It would suck so bad to be that guys kid!!!

There’s a knitting community, but it’s pretty slow. Crochet gets a little more action.

Were you on the floor? Those are some pretty deep squats. That can be hard on your knees …unless the bulge is…nevermind

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Yeah, sorry, that was me today. Weird day. I’d back up 4 times and still not be able to see the lines.