Prince Andrew? Is that you?

I need reading glass (sigh I got old) With an analogue watch face I can work out the time, blurred lines can be seen. Cant read blurred numbers.

Yes, it has an upper limit though as I discovered after cycling to the garage to pick up my car with just my phone. Triple cycling joy that day 🙄

Bash the bishop

This is the way

Ah yes, the UKs equivalent of the French’s escargot (snails)

I feel envious.

Can’t remember my number

Maphs could be used here too…

WTF when did I type this? My box of wall lights is on a table whilst the non working one adorns my wall. Been that way for quite a while. Maybe today…

Back in my day we had to use sentences to remember it

Sill Old Harry Caught A Herring Trawling Off America

Firmly lodged in place forever

Let’s go… …I’m blazin’ again

You make a good point about prohibition, I guess that will have had a significant effect. Maybe there are more artisan spirits in the US now having been driven by people with secret stills making moonshine in that period. It’ll be interesting to see where you guys go with the relaxation of marijuana laws. Maybe people will be home breeding new strains.

Used to be a speciality of the city of Ely, Cambridgeshire.

American beer is not in anyway better than European beer or even English beer.

Something something tastes like piss.

I think you Americans are beginning the long road to good beer with all your craft ales, but you’ve got a way to go yet.

2001 Space Odyssey vibes

I prefer La Chouffe, you get to laugh at the gnome on the bottle too 😄

But have you had Belgian beer ortheir fast food. No wonder everyone goes there for a fight.

The cavity magnetron was invented in England by a man who was clearly a tea drinker. The Americans successfully commercialised the device some years later, no doubt by a coffee drinker.

If you guys had more volts in the household electrics you too could use an electric kettle like we do in the UK.

How high did it get? Asking for errr… science…

Narrator: It doesn’t