All dick and no balls makes chewy a sad sub
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I do a Nigerian voice to help process my pain. But it doesn’t work I keep doing it tho
Now read it back how in de voyce
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Honestly, we're just looking to go in a new direction with different positions.English
368·4 days ago“men are scared women will laugh in their face, while women are scared it’s their lives men will take”
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What entertainer consistently performs drunk or otherwise intoxicated?
5·7 days agoWill always remember him talking about it with phony aa boy jim Norton. On jim quitting drinking at 18 Doug said “oh so you didn’t even flesh it out”
Never seen any of his routines ever be messy. Absolute functional.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What entertainer consistently performs drunk or otherwise intoxicated?
2·7 days agoLast day of magic oozes drunk I love you but fuck you
Didn’t know about that but checks out with those early albums that’s for sure.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Now we know what he was aways talking about
6·9 days agoI accumulate things to go akshully about
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You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK: the abolitionist history of pumpkin pie
51·12 days agoI’m just that compassionate.
Time to send this to every sweet potato lover and call them racist. I have my black Friday planned.
No joke we have some in our family who are second cousins. They’re known as the inbreds.
Did you make it that way just to say it?
Jokes aside glad they loved it. Gfs dad did one like this and it was juicy as fuck.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?
31·13 days agoI like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
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Fuck AI@lemmy.world•The Current No. 1 Christian Artist Has No Soul
43·13 days agoOpening the article after reading this and being met with the AI black man waving at oak alley plantation…
Fuck that piece of shit.
Yes they do. Most People who have rage won’t admit part of them likes it. A small feeling of power. No matter how infantile. They love it.
As self destructive as it is.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•In wake of Windows 10 retirement, over 780,000 Windows users skip Win 11 for Linux, says Zorin OS developers — distro hits unprecedented 1 million downloads in five weeksEnglish
3·15 days agoMint worked the best for me out of the other distros. 3060ti
Multiple monitor setup. One a 4k tv via HDMI others display port.
Had a helluva time getting it to not fuck the displays when one went on/off with anything other than mint.
YRMV
Haven’t heard an r budd dryer joke since Opie and Anthony days.
The classics return
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Reddit@lemmy.world•Joe Rogan Subreddit Bans 'Political Posts' But Still Wants 'Free Speech'
10·20 days agoAnyone here remember /r/roejogan ?
The shitpost trolling was fun.
Some days I’ve come home and just collapsed on the floor.
They’ll come by and lick my nose or sit next to me.
It helps. They know when feeling is off.
















Ooooo shit I never knew they both had Mormon upbringing. That’s 100% what it is.
I totally agree with Sanderson. Something was missing. Read elantris and dropped mistborn about halfway through.
To be fair this is when I picked up Malazan, and that kinda ruins most things.