It wasn’t so much of a memo as it was a script

Impeachments to this administration are as effective as restraining orders are to wife batterers.

While I appreciate the Nutty Putty Cave Incident callback, at what layer is the shark eating fiber optic cable?

Ben was also reminded on September 10th what happens when you stray from the narrative.

I guess this is my sign to start dumpster diving

I need a steady drip feed of bonehurtingjuice that Lemmy has not been able to sufficiently provide

Literally 1984

Wild ARMS 3 Godzilla: Save the Earth

Can’t be any worse than how badly Rivian fumbled Tesla’s downfall

God, I really wish Subaru would just make their own EVs in-house instead of slapping their logo on a bunch of Toyotas

July and August Add them to the end of the calendar or rename them properly, there is no reason September-December should have been globally accepted out of order for over 2000 years

Some losses are a hard gut punch, others are a mild tickle

God forbid a man initiate a Bid for Connection

Without even saying goodbye? 😔😭

Legitimately surprised that he hasn’t staged another “assassination attempt”, it worked so well for him last time.

I appreciate how you listed The Matrix twice.

Prophetic comic from 2018