Before Alexa we had Jeeves

Debrox drops and a warm water lavage at least 12 hours later can help a lot with built up wax. May not resolve your issue, but you may get some relief. Best of luck.

I was thinking Goodfellas

Matty Matheson’s Soup, Salads, and Sandwiches. Lot of good recipes and I enjoy the layout.

Man, Zoids would be a perfect addition to that list. Maybe SD Gundam would be fun too, its like a chibi version of Gundam.

$75 might get you a power washer or a lawn mower, maybe a snowblower depending on your area. Could make that money back real quick if you have a little charisma.

Get a shitty motorcycle and fix it up and ride it. You’d be amazed at what you can do with some time and and a couple youtube videos.

My neighbor always makes the best hummus. He asked what I was using after I kept making unsatisfying batches and when I told him I used a food processor, he said that was the problem. He uses a shark blender I believe and it is the perfect consistency. The blender is a lot easier to clean too compared to the food processor.

I’ve been told in the past that if you feel yourself going into a fib, you should push like your trying to shit to bring you out of it.

I’d like to think that 1 raspberry is the equivalent to 5 or 10 bananas. With 1 banana being worth about $10 US, baboon is doing just fine.

I like my lava lamp.

He’s whatever he needs to be, depending on who he’s speaking to.

We are so fucked.