Don’t promise me a good time

How DAAAARE you ask her a question! /s

I’m a US citizen and lived there most of my life but refuse to call myself American. I’d rather call myself after my home state or country of birth, but saying you’re from the US is an embarrassment. That country never did anything for me anyways, I spent my life fighting against it

I no longer live in the US

I used to picture Gen Z like that too, until a large percentage started voting for fascists

Ecological collapse leading to food scarcity and water wars

Women who think the guy should do everything and they can just be a passenger princess, which makes finding a good lady that much harder.

Uhhh I think you have some unresolved issues there though

Give us a reason to want to bring kids into this world

UN in Montreal would be banger. As a bonus, France would be forced to take québécois seriously

Thanks to the US, the bar is so low for what I’d consider an appropriate govt response

Peel your calzones

With 1 million references, I’m sure you could find a quote comparing him to a duck

An uno reverse card

It’s come in handy more times than I’d like to admit

Supposedly he brought his own food with him to Italy. Why would anyone bring American food to fucking Italy

If we don’t abolish billionaires humanity will not survive

What would a Pan’s Labyrinth sequel even look like?

For what it’s worth, I’m a native Spanish speaker and can barely understand Bad Bunny sometimes. It’s the Puerto Rican accent, they don’t pronounce the letter S

(Not to say anything of his music, I love the song he did with Gorillaz)

Apparently he’s 55, but conservatism ages you like nothing else

I think it could get a bit more 1814 still

Our athletes are better at speaking about politics than the so called “opposition” party

Women’s sizes don’t mean jack shit. A die roll is more reliable, and that’s before factoring bloat and other frequent changes

Assuming US or similar, they’re dumber than the MAGA cultists at this point, or are MAGA themselves but ashamed to admit it.