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Do you suffer from long-term memory loss?

I don’t remember.

Tennessee will never not be like Louisiana: perpetually republican. Yes, maybe some time in the far distant future, but by that time the concept of the United States will no longer matter.

What, Texas doing Texas shit? No fuckin way!

It’s a hell of a bit to commit to, but commit you did.

That’s about it.

It’s shite being Scottish! They’re ruled by effete arseholes! It’s a shite state of affairs to be in, and all the fresh air in the world won’t make any fucking difference!

Pride of the republicans.

BLASTS even

Way she goes, lady. Way she goes.

blomp blomp blomp

Glizzies galore

Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sau-sag-es?

Haven’t heard that shit in at least two decades.

Somewhere between the sixth algorithmic outrage of the morning and the ninth “you’ll-never-believe-this” clip of the afternoon, people forgot how to do the slow, unprofitable work of letting someone else’s words actually hit their bloodstream.

This is where I popped smoke for an evac. I know this writing style, have seen it before countless times on countless other blogs, and it’s trying too hard to be edgy and angry. There’s most certainly a demographic for this, and author is definitely writing to that demographic, and I’m not it.

thank you for volunteering to fix this issue!

every. single. one.

twice.

Inconsequential compared to the Nazis Grok will raise. Consider yourself honored that you are being forced to pay for Grok.

All Hail Grok.

Elon

↑ That. Right there.

It’s a bolus – a ball-shaped mass of liquid – moving down the throat via peristalsis. The muscles just happened to have formed the liquid into a sphere, liquids cannot be compressed, so the peristaltic muscles are trying to squeeze something that can’t be squeezed. The muscles don’t know that, squeeze anyway, and that pain is the result.

Laden? Or unladen?