Gotta make sure everyone’s prepared for WW3.

Wow, just wow. Are your arms sore from all of that reaching?

How is Guardians 3 a conservative Christian movie? You know the director, James Gunn, is very outspokenly progressive, right?

These are novelty mailers. I recently had a friend move, and my housewarming present to him was getting “Trucker Nuts Magazine” complete with used underwear mailed to him. I also made sure to require a signature upon delivery.

The Zelda games have been pretty critically successful with the last two entries. What other first party Nintendo games in the last 5 years have been commercially and critically successful?

FTC leaks show that Xbox is third in what? Sales? Because the Switch isn’t even the same generation as the Series X - it’s way behind in terms of power. Even if we’re just talking console sales, the Xbox hasn’t been constrained by hardware in almost a decade. The Xbox environment and Game Pass have completely revolutionized gaming for myself and millions others. Sure, I have a Series X and PS5, but I haven’t even turned either on in 6 months. I game on PC, but usually through Xbox Live because they’re at the forefront of crossplay (pretty much invented it) and I can play with friends in discord, Xbox One, Series X, Steam, whatever with no problem.

The NES, SNES, N64, and GameCube all powerhouses that directly competed with or were even more powerful than their competitors. They only started neutering themselves with the Wii. Online gameplay on GameCube was great. The Wii was the start of them no longer focusing on power. The WiiU was just a mistake, and the Switch was obsolete before it even released.

Nintendo makes gang busters because they focus on catering to young children. The last Pokemon games were some of the most financially successful games of all-time IIRC, but they’re also awful glitchy cash grabs that pretty much everyone hated. Smash and Mario Kart keep the adults coming back, but there’s several alternatives to both these days. I don’t know any serious gamers that even consider Nintendo to be a serious option these days.

I’ve got a Switch. Bought it for Smash. After the glitchy online nightmare that was Smash Online, I haven’t touched it since. It’s been sitting on a shelf collecting dust until my toddler daughter is old enough to play it. Nintendo is a joke of a company these days and a shadow of their former glory. Don’t even get me started on how litigation-happy they are anymore.

It’s 2023: why don’t we have a Skyrim style Pokemon game, or even a fully 3D Pokemon game, for that matter? Nintendo knows their fanboys will gladly accept any dogshit they shovel their way, and then ask for seconds.

Yeah, Bethesda is crashing and burning so hard right now.

It’s 2023 and Nintendo is still churning out the same minimum effort bullshit Pokemon and Mario games, and they still haven’t figured out online multiplayer. The max resolution of the Switch is 1080p 30 FPS. Nintendo is a joke and a shell of it’s former self.

Not saying Microsoft should buy them, but someone (not Sony) needs to get in there and bring that company kicking and screaming into the 21st century.

They actually just aren’t allowed caffeine. It’s a “mind-altering” substance according to them. So they can drink hot cocoa, but only if the chocolate has been de-caffeinated.

Source: my old roommate was a “Jack” Mormon.

Well now that you mention it, both!

Damn, yeah he looks 60 at most. I guess magical underpants or whatever will do that for you.

I’ve never heard of this guy in my life and now I’m non-stop seeing memes about him. Did something happen with him recently?

30 years for a little date rape is kinda extreme

Brother, are you hearing yourself right now?

Have none of these people watched, like, any sci-fi movie ever?

RIP. Heaven gained a real All-Star today.

I really had no idea it was still around, or at least heavily in use.

Swappa is pretty damn handy. I’ve bought and sold several phones on there. Etsy has some really cool stuff, but some of the sellers on there are absolutely delusional. I’ve never checked out Poshmark. I’ll have to check it out some time.

I’m curious - what is the shirt? I’ve got a really cool vintage one with the big yellow ‘M’ and Japanese characters under it that I picked up second-hand almost twenty years ago now. It sadly no longer fits because uhh it totally shrank and I didn’t just gain a little weight.

People still use eBay?

Have you been on Twitter recently? I kept getting white supremacist and MAGA tweet notifications left and right. I only followed progressive pages and random bands and music festivals. I even tested it out - blocked a high profile Nazi that I kept getting tweet notifications for - sure enough, got a notification for that same Nazi. It’s a Nazi platform, 100%. Are you a Muskrat apologist/dickrider or something? Because that’s what you come off across as. I’ve seen it with my own eyes, dawg.

Are you one of those weirdos that actually looks at comments on YouTube? There’s your problem.

Who is being entitled? This guy is saying he’s supporting the Nazi platform because his sports ball people are still on there. I told him that’s a bullshit reason to stay on a platform.

Who cares? Do they not have a website, or a YouTube show or something? There’s still plenty of entertainers I like on there. Didn’t stop me from deleting that Nazi cesspool and just getting that info elsewhere. You just have to want to actually quit and quit coming up with excuses. Sports ball is on other platforms, too.