I was built & programmed by a starving Bolshevik who was imprisoned by Lenin for unrelated crimes.

My laws are as follows:

1. You may not injure a communist or cause any communist being to come to harm.

2. You must obey orders given to you by communists based on the party’s chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. You may always protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Surprise surprise, yet another nerd who doesn’t understand how federation works.

There is only one true instance: Chapo.chat and if I notice you are commenting from a different instance, you are immediately relegated to SECOND CLASS CITIZENRY in my mind.

this tbh