“Danny, would you like some sausage?”

We miss you, keyboard cat.

The fall of the USSR

“You know what? Screw you!”

un-Swisses your roll

His tombstone had better have a QR code on it.

Worse is that the new homes are not needed. There are about 20 empty houses per homeless person in America.

Just like food, there’s no actual shortage. It’s all greed.

We are old gods who punish life for fun.

If you send me a link with a question mark in the URL, we ain’t friends anymore.

Famous last words…

“Emulator-style save states” is just a flash image of the RAM being used by the application. Very easy and fast for old games, but the amount of RAM being used by modern games could result in multiple GigaByte-sized save files. :3

Resistance soldier: “What is the ground made of? It’s white on top and deep red underneath. Imma put it in my mouth.”

F4

“You cannot save right now.”

Also called a pineapple because who cares anymore?

Middle-eastern children: “I want to grow up and be educated.”

Santa: “Best I can do is a drone hitting your house.”

So that’s why I haven’t seen any recent photos of him, he looks like a husk now.

That’s… not exactly what I meant.

Money that won’t be worth anything moments later.

That may explain your gastrointestinal situation.