1g! We have like 6g now!
C’mon billionaires! This is your chance to create a totally unique planet! Get onboard an X rocket and fly your teslas out there! We are all counting on you my friends! All of you! We will need the chip guys, the real estate and building tycoons, the medicine billionaires and everyone in between, all you must go!
And remember to use the latest encabrulator technology: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nKk_-Lvhzo
Old encabrulators will still work for catheters but the turbo encabrulator and the hyper encabrulator are faster by far.
I pay taxes every year and now the big orange wants 10 of the 11 billion dollars we’ll pay in taxes this year? Worse that guy never pays taxes! WTF!!!
General Strike!!!
I’m surprised millennials didn’t kick that habit. But it was bound to happen. Alcohol doesn’t taste like something good at all.
C’mon! Ask it anything!
I need one for hemorrhoids.
We need a language that AI cannot understand.
I remember those at the swap meet!
SNL has had several skits regarding this sort of thing and the reaction of black people and white people to seeing themselves as causing trouble out on the streets.
Well good luck out there. It hopefully works. I’ve always been bothered by the apps that require you to pay to make friends.
Difficult read but I got it! I got the joke! In understand why both normal people and that nazi sonobabich cry at the end of Schindler’s list!
Oh god… This is SNL level embarrassment shit right there!
What the heck are Hispanic people doing in the ranks of that demonic org?
I guess there’s bad people no matter where you go, so that’s a simple explanation.
Is anyone somewhere saying… “Hey that’s me!” Who could then come forward and help America prove anything about those nude photos?
My experience with catheters has been marred by the pain and awkwardness of the dispository encabrulator. Move over old catheters! Nabisco Twix catheters are in Town! No more encabrulation, no awkward dispositioning! Just comfortable cathing all day long. Now in vanilla and chocolate flavors! You lick them and they go in all by themselves! Nabisco! You’ve gone and donit again!
Not yet. Craigslist was a great example of free to use dating site based on a generic platform.
Just make a channel for your city and advertize it. That’s probably all there is to it. If you build it, they will cum.
That other cat over there looks real comfortable… With all the jelly all over he’s probably having a food comma! Yeah that’s it! Food comma! Looks kind of flat from here… Nah, he’s just chill!
What is wrong with simply getting a new Lemmy account in a dating only, location specific, channel?
2+2=4!
No!, we must execute the teacher who thinks this! 2+2= whatever the lord *rump says it is!
Let’s say our fantabulous president needed a distraction… Wouldn’t this be good?..every Wednesday after 6pm when people get home they launch a drone from a high flying balloon over putin’s location and it just goes looking for putin. So everyone gets to watch the clouds, then the horizon lights, then the city. The emotion and commotion goes full tilt at this little thing runs around trying to find putin. When it finally does it goes c’boom! But just a loud boom not like a dynamite blast, just a big big firework.
Everyone would watch.