can’t afford to leave this country, too poor and too unskilled.

absolutely going to be a target affected by project 2025 – being gay, I reckon once republicans are done antagonizing trans people, we’ll be the next priority target.

And even if Biden wins, the country will still be exactly as fucked as it is now – and if Biden’s abilities are like this now, where will they be at the end of his term, if he even makes it that far?

anyone moving to canada, please for the love of god smuggle me in your luggage.

I didn’t know the Crimson Chin had a daughter

I believe he’s just upset that he’s in this image

take a guess

Observe, class. Bottom third of the image. You are allowed to look and ask questions in a calm and respectful manner to the subject of the meme, but no flash photography and no snickering in the back or I’ll beat you with a sack of oranges

blast! the face eating leopards have eaten my face! If only there was some way we could’ve seen this coming.

There’s a viable third party running in America? One that gets more than a token share of votes?

Wowie! I live here and I didn’t even know that! Thanks, sport, I’ll definitely vote for them if they have a chance to win!

yeah, leave the rich alone, they might get their feelings hurt. :'c

Now those are some funny mugshots.

don’t you think more of your problems could be solved by the precise application of shitloads of cocaine?

Hey now, I’m certain a few of the IT nerds here are qualified to work for the FBI. Not all, but some.

someone should tell him that normal people sleep at home, not in a courtroom.

me too, little guy, me too.

Oh. Oh no. How tragic.

Uh.

… Anyways.

this is one of the many problems with turds like the oompa loompa, turds are slippery.

Seriously, the way this country treats its teachers, it’s no wonder people grow up to be so stupid they’d be taken in by charlatans like Trump. You want to get rid of demagogues, you have to do a good job of teaching kids critical thinking skills, and you can’t do that without good teachers getting paid what they deserve in every school in the country. The first president we get that leads a big push for teachers funding, we’ll see pay off in dividends if it’s kept at.

How ’bout a nice cup of LIBER-TEA?

I’ll be honest with you, the first episode of Netflix Bebop did actually feel like a Cowboy Bebop episode, I thought it was actually quite good. Then it… kinda went downhill, as I recall.

nice

“that’s a nice story, tree. say, let me tell you a story. One day, a twat had a chainsaw…”

relevant