Getting your raise denied because the bald person next to you has a higher head temp average

When my reaction time goes I switch to civ.

All that money and they couldn’t be bothered to pay their IT dept.

Sabba sabba sabba sabba. Sounds like Spanish to me!

Windows updates

I can’t remember my first game but we had a 2600. I think Crystalis was the first NES game that really blew my mind.

I bet that doesn’t stop it lol

Captains log stardate 2023.8

I hate Wesley Crusher.

I impersonate Picard and trash talk Wesley all the time to my wife.

If that community wants to keep those lucrative prison jobs they need to step up and get incarcerated more.